The Smut Meme

I used to hate getting tagged for memes, but it's been so long since I've done one I started missing them. So, I created one, and here it is. I actually had done a normal one, until someone remarked it should be smutty, so I've just edited it. I hope you're happy, Bambi!!

You're welcome to post it on your blogs, the rules are as follows: You must call it the Smut Meme (obvious reasons, I'd hope), you must link to me in the title, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post this little blurb of instructions at the beginning, like I've just done. Got it? Ok then.

The idea is to pick one or the other, even if you prefer neither. I'll go first. If you want to play along you can answer the questions in the comments


1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: Whipped Cream

2. Leather or PVC: PVC

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Indoor -- too many things considered illegal outdoors.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed? Bed

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: No Sex

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Be Dominated

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking: Thigh highs

8. Fast or Slow: Slow

9. Rough or Gentle: Rough

10. Bite or Suck: Bite

11. Role play or Reality: Reality

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Dirty Talking To

13. Edible panties or No Panties: None

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed: Bare-handed

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Kojak

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: One Good Fuck.

17. Moaning or Screaming: Moaning, for the most part.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Older, but not too old.

19. Threeway or No Way: No way.

20. Swing or No Swinging: No Swinging.


And I tag: Ms. Bittersweet & Melissa. If you don't know the answers, make them up!

xx Isabella