10 Words I Hate
This is just another addition to my eventual '100 Things About Me' list, which obviously isn't a massive priority for me, given that I started it ages ago and am only up to, what, 20? Well, whatever.
1. Lover : Ugh, I fucking hate this word. It makes my skin crawl and makes me feel like I need a bath. No idea why, but it does.
2. Irregardless : This is a bit of a trick addition, being that irregardless isn't even a fucking word. You probably meant irrespective, people!! IRRESPECTIVE!
3. Abuse : This word bothers me as well, particularly when over-used by the British for everyfuckingthing they can whinge about. "Stop abusing me!" Very annoying.
4. Felch : You know what this is, right? Sucking cum out of a well-used orifice? Yeah, that's probably why the word makes me want to retch when I see or hear it.
5. Queef : I'm grateful for never having experienced this, if only to have avoided hearing a man use the word in my presence. Who the fuck thought this word up, anyway?
6. Making love : Yes, yes, that's a phrase and not a word. So fine, it'll just have to count twice. I don't make love, I fuck -- and God help the tosser who says he wants to do otherwise.
7. Tenderness : Oh, but you ought to see me wince when Love Me Tender comes on the radio. Blech.
8. Fart: Another word I do not want to hear. Ever. It just totally, totally turns me off.
9. Cuddle: Cuddly as an adjective doesn't bother me, but cuddle as a verb makes me feel ill. Hug is so much better.
What words do you hate?
xx Isabella
9 Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest:
This made me laugh because I recently fired an attorney right after he sent me an email with the word irregardless. I lost all confidence after that.
Words I hate: I don't like when people try to be cute by shortening words. i.e. Natch, Fab, etc. really bug the shit out of me. Unless it's 1985 and you live in the valley, you should drop those cutesy terms from your vocabulary.
Conversate. The word gets my dander up.
And when guys say female instead of girl or woman. Makes them sound like they have an unfortunate amount of experience on the wrong end of police reports.
Jilly - Wow, you're a tough cookie boss!! I hate when people shorten words like that too -- delish is one that annoys me! I sometimes use fab, though... sorry!!
Melissa -- Oh, fuck yeah. Conversate. I never even heard that word until I moved to Texas. Awful word. And LOL about female!!
I hate the word, lover, too. I'm not a big fan of making love either. The words, not the act. Ha!
I hate when people say, my bad. Who still says that? It's so how many years ago now? and it wasn't funny then either.
I'm sure there's more but I can't think of any right now.
I agree, my bad can sound pretty silly!!
I love that picture! LOL!
Good words to hate. I'm very averse to the words punishment, guesstimate, carcass, phlegm, musculature, fundamentalist and family values. Pretty much any corporate lingo you can think of, I can't bear it.
Cute baby, eh? ;-) I agree with most of your words, but you can probably guess which one I like. ;-)
I can't stand female and soccer. These two should be banned imo!
Welcome, Lolita! And thanks for sharing! ;-)
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