May 16, 2009

Cumsicles, Anyone?

I published a Q&A over at Sex Talk today that got me wondering. A guy named "Q" mentioned that he loves to eat his own cum (more common than you'd think, apparently) and also mentioned that he likes to freeze it for future cum-munchies. Unfortunately, he ran into a little problem with the girlfriend in the process and you can read about it here if you'd like.

I've heard of cumsicles, cock pops, penis pops, etc.; but I was a bit surprised to find full-on fetish sites dedicated to sperm eaters. Not people who eat it during a sex act -- but people who eat it on toast, muffins, etc. Wank jelly, if you will.

Blech, people. Blech! I can be a total cum slut in the right situation, but I am not going to save your boys for tomorrow's breakfast or next week's lunch! And I can tell you I'd be pretty upset if I accidentally ate my boyfriend's frozen spunk because I didn't realize he was making ice-cubes out of it. (See the Sex Talk link!)

Am I the only person who wants to chuck at the mere thought of this??

xx Isabella

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curiousgirl said...

i can see it now..

"excuse me, waiter?...yes, may i see your selection of wank jellies?...i prefer a slightly tangy bite to it...nothing too sweet"

cg

Isabella Snow said...

*sigh* I'm going to have nightmares from this, I know it. ;-)

GM said...

No, thank you.

Sexie Sadie~ said...

lol!!! That is hilarious! Wank jellies...

I dunno. I can think of much better things to put on my bagel, thankyouverymuch.

xo~Sadie

Julia Smith said...

I'm just glad there are still things in the world that can make me raise my eyebrows a bit.

Isabella Snow said...

GM -- No surprise there! ;-)

Sadie - Welcome! And yes, me too! ;-)

Julia -- Raised mine, too! ;-)

FeyRhi said...

I think I'll take my coffee black from now on thank you.

Isabella Snow said...

LOL! :)

Real Live Lesbian said...

I am stunned.

<---going back under her little rock

Isabella Snow said...

hehe! ;-)

Him said...

I think to each their own, but if my roommate did that and I didn't know I'd be pissed!

Shelley Munro said...

Well, you learn something every day. I'd have to say, "yuck" and no thanks. Not today!