10 Personal Things About Me

Still adding to my eventual 100 Things About Me list. Here are 10 things of a slightly more personal nature.

1. I spent most of my teenage years incarcerated. 5 of them, to be exact.

2. I have been estranged from my father for about 3 years now, and if I never talk to him again, it will be too soon.

3. I have been estranged from my older sister for almost as long, and if I never talk to her again it will be too soon. It's nothing to do with her being a whore though, just in case y'all get the wrong idea. I'm cool with whores as long as they've got at least once principle.

4. I'm 99.9% sure I could take your money at pool, and on your own terms. Have been doing so since I was 12. Paid much better than a paper route would have.

5. While I am not from Philly, I spent my last year of high school living in an entirely black ghetto in N. Philly. At the time, I was in my hippie phase and wore gauze dresses and mocc boots. Everyone in the neighborhood thought I was crazy and therefore never fucked with me.

6. My father is Persian. My mother is mostly Swiss and Welsh. That makes me the only pasty white girl who doesn't burn in the sun.

7. I am very, very good with a firearm.

8. I am very, very bad with heights.

9. I am a sucker for highly educated Englishmen with posh accents. I wish there were a 12 Step Program for this illness.

10. If you want to fuck me, the only way you're going to turn me on is by tossing me down on the bed and having your way with me. Ask and the answer will always be no. You want it, earn it.

So..... who's got something in common with me?

xx Isabella