Lesbian Porn vs. Straight Porn

I love porn. Love it. Shall I say it again? I've always loved porn and have been an avid fan since, oh, about 10 years old? Little pervy, I know. Deal with it. But as I grew older and became more keenly aware of my specific likes and dislikes in bed, I became more and more disillusioned with most of the porn out there. You know what I'm talking about, surely: Plastic tits, totally manscaped guy with too-perfect a body and very, very predictable sex. More on that in a few moments.

When I realized my specific kinks were true fetishes, I realized that the average vanilla couple doesn't partake in these things and I started to look for D/s oriented porn that would highlight my fetishes. It was interesting to see all the bondage, blah, blah, but that's just as predictable as ordinary straight sex and never got these knickers wet. Eventually I gave up looking for porn with my type of sex because it's just not out there, and that's really an odd thing when you consider how standard my fetishes really ought to be! I mean, you can find vids of people dressed like ponies shagging people dressed like giant toddlers -- why the fuck can't you find porn in manner of my own kinks?

So I diversified. I started to explore other types of porn. I looked at everything, although I have to admit I found a few genres a bit unusual. At the time, most of the lesbian porn you could find online was strap-on sex, and it was pretty much exactly the same wham-bam shite you'd find in straight porn, except both fucker and fuckee had big plastic tits. This was not appealing either. And then one day I found a site with REAL lesbians who clearly knew what to do with tits and clits. From that moment forward I was hooked. I don't really care if the girls are real lesbians or not as long as they look like they want to be doing what they're doing and as long as they do it well. Which brings me back to that point I was getting to in the first paragraph:

Straight porn almost never looks good. Or sexy. Or satisfying. You get this guy with a nice body who sucks one tit for about 30 seconds; pinches the other nipple a few times; licks clit for about 60 seconds; shoves his fingers in there before the girl even has time to get wet and then starts shagging her. Granted, the men have good rhythm and lovely cocks but that is really where the impressiveness ends. They just look like their only mission is busting a nut and helping male viewers do the same.

I don't want to get into that whole "who's better at muffdiving" thing because straight men get so insecure when people suggest that lesbians would have more of a clue (although I don't see how anything else is possible -- and I certainly don't have a problem with the idea that gay men are probably better at blowjobs) but if I had to guess just from viewing porn, I'd have to say women are light years better than men at getting a woman off. And I don't just mean cunnilingus -- most men just don't know what to do with a pair of tits. Which is odd, when you consider how much time they spend staring at them. Don't get me wrong. I'd rather have sex with a man than a woman. But I think men could probably improve their sex skills by leaps and bounds by watching real lesbian porn because there is nothing to learn from straight porn other than how to shag a woman the wrong way. I mean that sincerely and it goes both ways, as I also recommend women watch some gay porn to improve their blowjob techniques.

xx Isabella